So Funny I Forgot to Laugh

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son-of-the-liberty:

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:24:17 -0400

son-of-the-liberty:

inconstantium: imapervert: Out of everyone on this list, I...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:48:04 -0400

inconstantium:

imapervert:

Out of everyone on this list, I think Ariel from The Little Mermaid had the best pussy. She was a virgin and she was THIRSTY as fuck for ole boy. She sold out her entire species to grow legs to give him some of that mussy (Mermaid pussy). Once you do something like that, there’s no limit to what you’ll do to please your man, she was tossing salad and everything.

Pocahontas had already been ran up in by that dude she was supposed to marry, so John Smith was getting leftovers. Plus, she walked around barefoot, the soles of her feet were probably on some struggle shit. No bueno. I didn’t see her in not one pair of moccasins in the whole cartoon. She didn’t even need a flint to start fires, just rub them feet together over a tinder bundle and the blaze was on and popping.

The bitch from beauty in the beast probably has the most hollowed out cavernous pussy in Disney history. Even after he turned to human form I bet his loins were on some mandingo shit.

Princess Jasmine was a spoiled frigid bitch. The very definition of a pillow princess. The type of broad who licks the head of your dick three times and thinks her job is done. The type of broad who don’t ride dick cause it makes her legs hurt. The type of broad that always make you wear a condom cause she don’t like the sensation of cum running down her asscrack. Her only plus is she got that good Indian hair.

Just read through that with a look of disbelief, then scrolled up to see who could have written such a childhood-ruining message, but the url was pretty appropriate. Tumblr user openly claims to be a pervert.. i really don’t know what i was expecting.

cosmo tip #420

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:47:07 -0400

expertcosmotips:

turn his dick into a bong

mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:17:00 -0400

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.